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Thursday, January 10, 2008
A Joke For You:)
This is sure to put a smile on your face!! ;)
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated,
of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated,
of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
I'm still here:)
I just thought I would let you know I am still around:) I have been very busy but not sewing this time. Lauren goes to speech 2 times a week now. She is in Gymnastics now and just joined in Karate classes. Those are on Sat. Karate first then run to the Gymnastics class.
Funny story we were going to her first gymnastics class she seen children in the gym taking Karate classes and she said mom hiiiiiiyaaaaaa. I about died laughing. She loved her gymnastics and when the class was over she said mom wait I'm not done yet. She wanted to stay and do them some more. I got her all buckled up in her car seat she said mom my hiiiiyaaaa class I told her I will call and see if they had a class for 3 year olds. Well I had to call right then and there. Well finally the instructor called me yesterday and said yes she can join in. Lauren will be the youngest in the class. The rest are 4-5 year olds. When we told her OMG you would have thought she won a million toys. It so made her day and then she went to taking her dad down kicking and hitting saying hiiiyaaaa.
The other things I have been doing is selling things in our house we don't use or need. Some vintage glass, pottery,collectable dolls etc etc. We are going to move I don't want to pack all this stuff up. I told hubby 6 months and I want out of this tiny town. So been researching my things and listing them on ebay. To darn time consuming.
Tink(Lauren's puppy) is growing like a weed and very smart. She has learned to sit and stay not bad for 8 weeks old:) Walks good on the leash doesn't pull and sometimes on the way back home on our block Lauren walks her and that just tickles her. She thinks she is a big girl.
So that is what I have been up to. I am thinking of listing some of my popular designs from last year that I only have enough material to make one more outfit to clean out some of my material. Some of the material you can not find anywhere anymore so be on the look out for them.
Funny story we were going to her first gymnastics class she seen children in the gym taking Karate classes and she said mom hiiiiiiyaaaaaa. I about died laughing. She loved her gymnastics and when the class was over she said mom wait I'm not done yet. She wanted to stay and do them some more. I got her all buckled up in her car seat she said mom my hiiiiyaaaa class I told her I will call and see if they had a class for 3 year olds. Well I had to call right then and there. Well finally the instructor called me yesterday and said yes she can join in. Lauren will be the youngest in the class. The rest are 4-5 year olds. When we told her OMG you would have thought she won a million toys. It so made her day and then she went to taking her dad down kicking and hitting saying hiiiyaaaa.
The other things I have been doing is selling things in our house we don't use or need. Some vintage glass, pottery,collectable dolls etc etc. We are going to move I don't want to pack all this stuff up. I told hubby 6 months and I want out of this tiny town. So been researching my things and listing them on ebay. To darn time consuming.
Tink(Lauren's puppy) is growing like a weed and very smart. She has learned to sit and stay not bad for 8 weeks old:) Walks good on the leash doesn't pull and sometimes on the way back home on our block Lauren walks her and that just tickles her. She thinks she is a big girl.
So that is what I have been up to. I am thinking of listing some of my popular designs from last year that I only have enough material to make one more outfit to clean out some of my material. Some of the material you can not find anywhere anymore so be on the look out for them.
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